When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice
when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice
this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY
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This post got really deep really fast
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
How to have sex
- Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
- Girl: yeh sure
- Girl: that's not my belly button
- Boy: that's not my finger