Friday, April 18, 2014
ryden-gg:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

THAT’S THE LAST STRAW. THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER.

ryden-gg:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

THAT’S THE LAST STRAW. THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER.

(Source: itunestore)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(Source: theshuffles)

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

How to have sex

  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

(Source: memewhore)

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

gwenstacy:

chibikanda:

the-fandom-life:

*reblogs ironically*

I gave a witness talk on a retreat once about how i still needed to better myself, and was going to, and ended it with “you can bet on me” then played this song

(Source: driver-chooses-the-music)

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(Source: cringepics)

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me