I Am Definitely a Mad Man With a Box

May 22

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies

You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

(Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort)

zackisontumblr:

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going

(Reblogged from zackisontumblr)

May 21

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(Reblogged from misssgrumpygills)

lumos5000:

221b-baker-sweets:

genuinelycornflakes:

I don’t know which is worse

Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity

or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it

I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…

(Source: poachy)

(Reblogged from whoisjohnhurt)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most

zoos

(Reblogged from whoisjohnhurt)

(Reblogged from onewordamazing)

May 08

thingsilostinthedark:

lightbluenymphadora:

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

awesome just doesn’t quite cover it

(Source: kingtommens)

(Reblogged from njwin)

officialdogblog:

that girl you just called fat? well that isn’t her name

(Source: circumcisions)

(Reblogged from zackisontumblr)

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

(Source: longhairdontcare101100)

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nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

(Reblogged from njwin)

May 07

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
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