Monday, April 21, 2014

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(Source: jmonster666)

Friday, April 18, 2014
ryden-gg:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

THAT’S THE LAST STRAW. THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER.

ryden-gg:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

THAT’S THE LAST STRAW. THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER.

(Source: itunestore)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(Source: theshuffles)

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

How to have sex

  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

(Source: memewhore)